America At War Tributes the the World Trade Center Victims and Heroes These may take a while to load but are well worth it. Have a hanky ready. I don't think any civilized person can view these with shedding some tears. | |
| OJC | Can't Cry Hard Enough |
| American Flag planted in a field of flowers | War In Iraq |
| Humorous Items | |
| Saddam Face the USA song | Revenge of the U.S. Flag |
| Yakety Yak Bomb Iraq | |
| Army's Revised Map of Afghanistan Region | New York Plan To Rebuild the World Trade Center |
| New methods in Taliban war | Phoning the Taliban Commander |
| Message From Boeing (Powerpoint) | Taliban Online Dating |
| Talivan - the vehicle for the terrorist on the go | Drop de bomb and we gonna come home |
| Yassir Arafat & Osama bin Laden converse | TaliTubby |
| Osama's Best Seller | Osama's Plan for NY |
| Airline Safety | Osama's Escape |
| Bush & Cheney discuss the war | Afghanistan weather forecast |
| Arafat & PLO celebration | Arafat's press conference |
| Palestinian & Israeli tactics | Hillary leaves Washington |
| The Faces of Arafat | GW and Colin Powell Duet "Time to bomb Saddam" |
| Osama Bin Ladin Found! | Bomb Iraq |
| Protest Gone Wrong | U.N. Debating Society |
| Clone Wars | Atomic Clock Countdown |
| Storm Brewing | Leading by a Nose |
| Squash a terrorist | Michael Jackson: Iraqi Diplomat |
| Terrorist Catch & Release Program | Asking for it |
| Train to be an FBI hostage rescue agent! This game simulates the training given to FBI agents when sent on a hostage rescue mission. Make sure you only shoot the bad guys. Hostage Rescue. | |
| Did you know that the $20 bill contains hidden pictures of the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks and references to Osama and Arafat? Go here for the secret. http://www.linkydinky.com/20billsecrets.shtml | |
| WASHINGTON, DC - Speaking via closed-circuit television from the Oval Office, President Bush made a direct plea to Osama bin Laden to form a nation the U.S. can attack. "Whether you take over an existing nation like Afghanistan or create a new breakaway republic called, say, Osamastan, the important thing is that you establish an identifiable nation-state with an army, a capital, and clearly defined borders," Bush said. "Maybe you could also sign some quick treaties to definitively establish who your allies are." The president then pledged $600 million to bin Laden for the construction of a state-of-the-art defense headquarters that the U.S. can bomb. | |
| HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH (Camp Granada) by Charlie Henrickson
Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah, |
Bin Laden ("Green Acres")
Bin Laden: Bin Laden, I'm al qaida's head
USA: America is where we're from
Bin Laden: anthrax |
| The government of Afghanistan just issued an ultimatum. If the U.S. does not stop bombing Afghanistan, they will cripple us by cutting off our supply of convenience store managers, gas station attendants and cab drivers. | |
| Bush and Powell confer and then Bush turns to face the rest of his cabinet. Bush announces, "We've decided we're going to kill 22 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." The cabinet members ask, "Why a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would question the 22 million Afghans!" | |
| With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001. You will be tempted to insult them, but this is not proper ettiquette. Here are the proper rules of debate: 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose. 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and may try to hit you, so be careful. 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a non-violent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying. 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct. 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose. 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until they come around to your point of view.
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